The Secret of KITS
There are more than 150 cats throughout America, that have been working for a top secret government agency, codenamed KITS.
KITS is run almost entirely by cats, with occasional help from the dog community, as well as the baby community. It is still unknown
whether KITS stands for a longer name or is just a codename. Investigations are underway to figure this out.
Cats suspected to be members of KITS have been caught doing all sorts of things without much explaination at all. Some have been caught
hovering over sleeping adults and children, stealing silverware, drawing on buildings, sneaking into houses through crawl-spaces, and even swimming
in pools.
It is still unclear why these cats do what they do, or what they are planning, but it is clear that we need to keep our
eyes on all cats hanging around the neighborhood. Since these cats often have the ability to communicate with dogs and infants, it is also important
we keep our children and pets under close supervison.
If you have any information regarding KITS, or if you think your cat is a secret agent, please call: 1-800-MY-CAT-IS-AN-AGENT,
or e-mail us!
Please be alert and aware of cats or kittens in your neighborhood! Make sure you check our list of suspected KITS agents!
We have also found a few other sites about secret agent cats that you may be interested in:
Misty, Secret Agent Cat
Secret Agent Cat Slideshow Bob
Knit Your Cat a Secret Agent Bowtie
Blog of an Agent Cat
